project genesis.. get a load of this, y'all..

Project Genesis
Internal Corporate Correspondence
This was originally written in Russian by Yuriy Nesterenko.

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To: General Director Jehovah
From: Gabriel, Marketing Director

The market research conducted by our department for the Genesis project, shows that systems of the following configuration will generate the highest level of consumer enthusiasm:
Planet(s): 1
Radius: 3,000 km
Gravitational pull: 0.5g
Land/Water ratio: 1:1
Temperature: +24 C
Atmosphere: Oxygen
Oceans/Seas: Fresh Water
Rivers: Milk, Honey
Fauna: Herbivores
Peripherals: 2 luminary bodies, (for day, night).
Orbital Speed: 0.0007 RPM (1 revolution / 24h cycle)

Resolution:
Forwarding to the strategy planning department for preparation.
-- Jehovah

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To: General Director Jehovah
From: Michael, Strategy Planning Manager

In order to minimize the overall project costs, I propose we power both luminary bodies using one energy source, and substitute Nitrogen for Oxygen.
Comments:
Leave at least 50% of the oxygen - otherwise we run the risk of user suffocation.
-- Raphael

25% Should suffice.
-- Jehovah

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To: General Director Jehovah
From: Lucifer, Head of System Technology Department

In the course of our work on project Genesis, we have run into some difficulties (specifically in the "Let there be Light" phase of the project):
We do not currently have access to a source of uninterrupted light that can be channeled into two separate luminary bodies. I propose we utilize a standard "Red Dwarf" type light source for daytime illumination, and use a mirror for nighttime light.

Comments:
Upgrade to "Yellow Dwarf". The cost differential is minimal, but aesthetically, the look is far more impressive.
-- Gabriel (Marketing dept.)

But that's a multi-client light source! Why would the user need it for a single-planet system?
-- Lucifer

The marketing department will tell to the user what he needs or doesn't need.
-- Gabriel

Lucifer, please restrict your comments to questions within the field of your competence. I'm approving the "Yellow Dwarf".
-- Jehovah

By the way, with the level of light output generated by a Yellow Dwarf, we can use a regular planetoid instead of a mirror.
-- Michael

Agreed.
-- Jehovah

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part 2... to be continued..

whatever,.

boo hoo hoo.. it turns out some people dont really take a fancy to me.. im sooooo sad..

guys, u shld know.., i am still in contact (sparse) with my ex.., him being the last known boyfriend of unmentionable name.. (for the sake of those kaypohs hu dont already know.. too fucking bad.)

yes, my current boyfriend of already-mentioned name knows of this. and since both of us do not posess(whether by gift of the lord above or just plain luck..) the mentality of pre-pubescent teenagers, we are in pleasant agreement of the terms of contact between i/he and others of the opposing gender or otherwise.., not that it is actually any of your business..,

i just wish some of you would get a life. really.. it does'nt bug me that you dont like me. seriously., secondary school days aside, yes i was/ may still be a bitch, but really, it isn't as if everyone else are angels. jeez.

reality check, y'all.. look in the mirror before you judge. pretending to be such examples of perfection. get of your mofo high-horse and get some fresh air. the pollutions' getting to your heads.

now i've said my peace. please. i really apologise if ive hurt your feelings or those of anyone you know.. but time passes by and if all you have to remember are the bad things, then i feel really sorry for you.

wake up and smell the apocolypse, y'all..

peace out.